The Bear Cage : A Photo Essay

Sunday, September 4th 2011
LeiBear Day Weekend
Hula's Bar & Lei Stand

L:  Uh, guys...

H:  What? We're just minding our own- wait, there's bears in here.

L: Yeah there are...

H:  Got one!

L :  It's a Bearrr you have to pull Harderrrr!

M: Uh, guys...that's not a bear.

H:  This one? 

L:  Holy chap-clap. Let's go.

~ FIN ~

I Got 2 Piercings in Paradise (Part II)

And then came the needle. Holy shit, worst pain ever. I'd say childbirth. I know choosey moms would disagree, but I was lying on a vinyl table, the gal was wearing surgical gloves, and I was squeezing my partner's (in this case, Roxy's) hand, and probably shouldn't have been drinking. Paging Dr. Montgomery-Shepard : where's ma stir-ups?

 And then came the other side. Twins!

 All pau!  That wasn't so bad... Well, I'm a lil drunk and adrenaline is pumping... karaoke!

Sang a few shirtless ditties whilest Roxy admired my pierced titties ... A little Earth, Wind & Fire to shut it down, and it's on to the next one...

Next stop : Huler's! Bloody Mares all around (x2 for Rox & I, sorry Harlo, you're driving :/)

And we were home no later than 10pm. Roxy slammed a kool-aid jammer and it was light's out in the Bear's Den. Full Circles.

I Got 2 Piercings in Paradise (Part I)

I know it's been a while since I posted, but I've just been waiting for ma wounds to heal. Now that they have, I feel safe to share the experience...

 

One Friday morning I woke up in the Bear's Den (my friend Roxy's studio apartment I was subletting from her for the summer), and by the way it was Roxy who barged right in to wake me, and she asked the very dangerous question "what are we gonna do today..." Well, we all had the day off, so I replied, semi-jokingly "Get my nipples pierced." And that's how it all began...

 

Me, Roxy, and Harlan all headed to Kaimana Beach to tan and discuss the logistics of this rediculous idea, that was quickly moving from off-base to on-par. We searched on our phones for prospective piercers, and after an unfruitful call or two, decided on A Tiki Tatoo & Piercing on Kuhio Ave. After sufficient tanning time we headed straight to Waikiki, wandered to Lojax Sports Bar where we realized as a matter of happenstance they were offering power hour. $1.50 wells were had x3 and I was ready to roll.

 

...Piercing prep at Power Hour...

 

 

...We crossed the street from the bar to A Tiki Tattoo, where this gal was ready (well, not so much ready, moreso just eating a Filet-o-fish behind the counter and telling us how HO she was) to get a'piercin'...

 

To Be Continued...